GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Outer Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from bizarre fruits and exotic plants, has left scientists baffled. Will you dare to taste it? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and energizes th